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dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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