I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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