Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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