I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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