Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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