So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Green mimosas i think yes
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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