Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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