Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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