bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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