he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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