I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
not ubering you a puppy
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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