He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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