he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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