apparently the secret to your success is patron
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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