Buhtt sex?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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