I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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