where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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