dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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