Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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