Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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