So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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