I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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