Welp...herpes.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
A+ Viking dick
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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