I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Damn victory sex feels great
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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