You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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