Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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