In the future we'll all be gay
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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