If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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