how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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