She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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