Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My vagina is officially offended.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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