Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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