if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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