they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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