You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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