you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
