The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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