Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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