Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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