is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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