Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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