she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All the doctor said was why
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