she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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