yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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