Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Still dying that you shit outside
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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