Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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