I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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