My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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