Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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