If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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