Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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