I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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