Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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