He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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