Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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