That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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