Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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